Captain Oblivious

Oh, the rating?  Yeah, I'm making fun of all the people who get bent out of shape over profanity.  Don't like it?  Leave.  My fucking house, my fucking rules.  Get used to it or get the fuck out.

We now interrupt this profanity-laced rant for a profanity-laced public service announcement.

You've heard the phrase, "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain," right?  Well, pay no attention to the little Irishman hopping up and down and all around the Domino blogosphere (aka yellow bubble).  Trust me on this one.  And leave the damn curtain alone, OK?  Feckin' literalists.

Paul Mooney, the man I call the Wee Irish Bastard (it's meant in love ... well, maybe lust [don't blame me, I didn't put "small but perfectly formed" on his ILUG staff shirt] ...  oh, all right, a moderate amount of mild affection), is pimping a new online jobs site focused entirely on Notes and Domino professionals at blueskills.net.  He claims to be doing this out of the goodness of his heart, but we know better.  He's really just trying to collect the addresses and phone numbers of more of Mooney's Groupies.  Don't be taken in by this scam.  Avoid the well-timed (damn him!), helpful (that weasel!), hopeful (just wait until he yanks that hope away!), and appallingly appealing site like the plague that it undoubtedly will become. Stay away.

Hey! You! I said stay away! Oh, shite, now you've done it.

This has been a public service announcement from your good friends at Radio Oblivious, where we do our best to keep you from looking like too much of a moron...